The product description is purely satirical.
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Bold Carbon Fiber Keychain
Purely satirical: Bold is the carbon-fiber confidence brick for anyone who wants a keychain that looks like it bench-presses other keychains. Dense, glossy, and aggressively unserious, it is the heavyweight model with maximum pocket swagger.
$15
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