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Bold Carbon Fiber Keychain

Purely satirical: Bold is the carbon-fiber confidence brick for anyone who wants a keychain that looks like it bench-presses other keychains. Dense, glossy, and aggressively unserious, it is the heavyweight model with maximum pocket swagger.

Free shipping anywhere in Hawaii

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Daily Carbon Fiber Keychain

A lighter chain-style carbon fiber model with a fifth loop made for a necklace, key ring, or carabiner.

Free shipping anywhere in Hawaii

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